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Monday new releases: 16 June 2025

Monday new releases: 16 June 2025

Materialists, How to Train Your Dragon and Dangerous Animals are in cinemas.

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Jun 16, 2025
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Stills from the new release films Materialists, How to train Your Dragon and Dangerous Animals.Stills from the new release films Materialists, How to train Your Dragon and Dangerous Animals.Stills from the new release films Materialists, How to train Your Dragon and Dangerous Animals.

In Celine Song’s new film Materialists, Pedro Pascal plays Harry – a six-feet-tall billionaire private equity financier who is described by successful Manhattan matchmaker Lucy (Dakota Johnson) as a “unicorn”. That’s a word that might have been used to describe Song’s previous film, Past Lives. That was a modest little drama centred on two emotionally repressed but deep-feeling characters that broke free from the festival circuit and went on to have a big impact on audiences and be nominated for two Oscars.

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It was a calling card for actors and three of the biggest names in Hollywood were encouraged to sign on for the follow-up – Johnson, Pascal and former-Captain America Chris Evans playing against type as a struggling off-Broadway actor, part-time catering assistant and Lucy’s ex-boyfriend.

Matchmaking in New York is evidently big business and the film would have us believe that wealthy single women are queuing up to be introduced to eligible bachelors like Harry by dedicated agents like Lucy – people who can sum up what makes people connect romantically simply by looking at their resumés and their bank balances.

To Lucy, everything about marriage is transactional – the word dowry even gets used in one conversation with Harry – and human beings are all about the value they bring. It’s clear that Lucy is going to have those assumptions challenged in some way and what makes Materialists its own kind of unicorn is how sensitively and intelligently Song’s script and direction goes about it.

There’s a part of me that wants Materialists to be the second film in a kind of thematic trilogy by Song, about the mysteries of love and how unlikely it is that humans ever overcome the obstacles in the way of making lasting, real human connections. In Past Lives and Materialists, she sees it as something of a miracle and anyone who has managed to pull it off successfully would probably agree.

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A final thought. The marketing for Materialists has portrayed the film as as a star-studded romantic comedy set among the New York elite – an inheritor, if you like, of the 90s Nora Ephron era of rom-coms – but that is pretty misleading. There isn’t much comedy in it (although the montage introducing us to Lucy’s clientele has a satirical edge) and the romance is heartfelt. So I wonder whether the marketing is a deliberate bait-and-switch – a contribution to how we appreciate the story – or something more misguided. I’m charitably inclined towards the former, mainly because I don’t see A24 or Killer Films bowing to that kind of pressure to mislead.

One final final thought, if I was handing out star ratings I would be giving Materialists and extra star for the delightful scene that plays out behind the closing credits and I implore you to stick this one out until the cleaners are picking up popcorn from around your ankles. The editor-in-chief and I were the only ones who stayed and we are both very glad we did.

I’ve heard ‘live action’ remakes like Lilo & Stitch and How to Train Your Dragon described as ‘the death of cinema’ by some commentators but they could do with asking an actual cinema how they feel about it. Based on the huge crowd at a How to Train Your Dragon IMAX session yesterday afternoon, these films are actually the saviour of cinema.

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